List of fairies:
LIRO-Know it all 1
PIRO-Know it all 2
KIRO-Know it all 3
IYRA- Balcony girl
NAVI : Hey listen, now we all know why we are here....
HYDLI(dreamily) Do we?
NAVI: Yes Hydli, remember I told you before we came here....obviously not. We are here today to discuss Links Birthday....
JAPINA: Really, I was told it was the annual meeting for the preservation of undersized goblins.
AMERI: OK; a) Goblins don’t exist and b) They’re horrible, who wants to preserve them!!
KIRO: Really, but you seem to love Mido....
NAVI: LINK IS NOT A GOBLIN, AND COULD WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE SUB....
HYDLI:I wish I was a fairy...
(everyone inches away from her)
IYRA: Why should we hold him a Birthday celebration, no one ever did it to me.
Starts to cry
AMERI: (scowling) Oh shut up Iyra , maybe we could get Ganondorf to come out of a huge cake or something.....?
NAVI: Hello, earth to Ameri, Link has only just finished stopping Ganondorf from taking over the world. I mean forgive and forget, but not that quickly!
AMERI: You’ve totally missed the point....
FEMMI: Couldn’t we just go round to his house and say Merry Birthday.
HETTI: No no, it’s Happy Christmas!
NAVI: You’re both as dumb as each other. Honestly, it would be easier working with Skulltulas.
IYRA: That’s not very nice.....
Starts to cry again
HYDLI(chewing on wing) Mmmmm, tastes like chicken....
AMERI: Maybe Zelda could be a stripper!!
EVERYONE EXCEPT AMERI: Ssshhh, there are children listening...
(everyone points at Hydli)
AMERI: Apart from her...
(everyone points at kokiri children outside)
AMERI: OK then....lousy jerks......
IYRA: Or a clown.......I hate clowns...
Starts to cry again
Argument breaks out
HYDli: We could ring him up on an ellyphone....
LIRO: One Hydli...
HYDLI: Who’s Hydli?
LIRO: We don’t have a telephone..
LIRO: Two, Link doesn’t have a telephone..
LIRO: Three, We don’t know where to get a telephone....
LIRO: And four, we cant be bothered to get a telephone....
( attacks Liro)
KIRO: I think we should get him a calculator or something..
NAVI: Hey listen, hey listen, hey listen
AMERI: That’s a rubbish idea, what about a....
FEMMI: Maybe a lovely dish of butter...
HETTI: Or a recycling bin..
PIRO: Can you at least pretend you’re only a little crazy?!
FEMMI: Or we could say happy birthday
NAVI: Hey listen, hey listen, hey listen....
AMERI: YOU’RE ALL AS BAD AS EACH OTHER, I AM THE ONLY ONE WITH ANY BRAINS AROUND HERE!!!!!
NAVI: HEY LISTEN, ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP !!!!!
FEMMI: You’re a fine one to talk....
(Navi jumps on Femmi)
HYDLI: TAKE THAT YOU ROTTEN BANANA!!!!!!!!!
LIRO: Ow get off you b*****!! I SAID GET OFF!!!!!!!!
AMERI: THIS IS A RUBBISH MEETING ANYWAY!!!!!!
(everyone begins to squabble)
(Link comes in)
LINK: Hey guys, what ‘cha doin?
HYDLI: We’re planning for your birthday!
LINK: Um...guys, my birthday was six months ago...
NAVI: WHY DIDN’T YOU BLOODY TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IYRA: I’m really sorry Navi...
(starts to cry)
AMERI: He’s your Kokiri.
HYDLI: Where’s my shoe gone?
(Fight breaks out again)
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