Chapter 1: They Arrive?
It's a beautiful day in
! Kokiri Forest
*Link is sleeping*
*there is a shake on Links shoulder*
Link: (mumbles still asleep) five more minutes navi……..
Link: five more minutes……
*Link gets up*
Link: I SAID FIVE MORE F***ING MINUTES NAV-
*Link stares in front of him and is shocked at what he sees*
Link: ……….is it really you guys?
*standing in front of link is Red Link, Blue Link, and Purple Link*
Red Link: yep its really us
Blue Link: we're here!
Purple Link: in the living flesh!
R, B, and P Link: you surprised to see us?
Link: AAAAAH WHAT THE HELL GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
B Link: calm down! you think we are re-deads?
Link: how are you guys here! I put the sword back!
R Link: you really are a retard. you don't remember?
Link: remember what?
B Link: it goes like this……..
*at the four sword sanctuary*
*Link puts the Four Sword back in its seal and R, B, and P Link vanish*
Zelda: finally Vaati is defeated and peace is once again returned to hyrule!
Link: yeah finally. I hated that fight it took so long…
*Link leans on the sword*
Zelda: come Link lets go back to the castle!
*Link falls over*
Zelda: are you ok?
Link: yeah come on lets go
*the sword is on the ground out of its seal and the other three links come out of the sword*
* Kokiri Forest
Link: oh yeah I forgot…….
R Link: yeah stupid.
P Link: but we got to thank you. if you didn't do that retarded action we would still be sealed but now we can live our own lives!
B Link: Purple is right.
R Link: well I'm going to go date as many girls as possible!
P Link: Red if you did that you wouldn't be able to kick ass.
R Link: true….. hey why don't we adventure like we used to?
Link: (thinks) oh god I cant deal with these guys again.
*Navi flies in*
Navi: Link! Link! Hey Listen! Li-
*Navi sees the four links*
Navi: oh god……. I cant annoy four links on my own!
*Navi flies to the Four Fairy Sanctuary*
*Navi splits into four*
* Kokiri Forest
Four Navis: Hey Listen! Hey Listen! Watch Out! Link! Listen! Hey Listen! Watch Out! Watch O-
*Red Link cuts the four Navis in half*
P Link: Holy Sh** Red!
Link: I'm fine with it
B Link: so are we going to adventure together again?
Link: *sigh* I guess so……
B, R, and P Link: YES!
Chapter 2: Trouble at LonLon Ranch
*outside Links house*
Link: this is Kokiri Forest
R Link: we have never been here before
B Link: that because we were in a different dimension
Link: ok well this is where im living
B Link: btw what was with that cow?
Link: don’t ask
R Link: well come on lets go!
* R Link leaves Kokiri Forest*
B and P Link: wait for us!
Link: ugh this is going to be madness
*outside Kokiri forest*
R Link: hmmm nice open field…. Hey look! I see a ranch!
B Link: lets go!
*at Lon Lon Ranch*
*Malon picks up two bottles of milk*
*Malon sees link*
Malon: hey link!
Link: hey malon!
*Malon then sees the other 3 links and drops the bottles which shattered when they hit the floor*
Malon: AHHHHHH LINK THERES FOUR OF YOU!!!!
R Link: don’t scream we are his twin brothers!
*Red winks at link*
Link: um…yeah they’re my twin brothers
Malon: why didn’t you tell me you had twin brothers?
Link: uhhhhh sorry must have slipped my mind
Malon: well next time do go scaring me like that. Anyway what do you need? Do you need some milk?
Link: no I just came by to say hi
Malon: well ok then
B Link: um green
B Link: whats that over there?
* B Link points to the horses in the circle and green looks*
Link: wait a minute
*link sees the figure then focuses and sees many figures*
Link: hey! Those are poes!!!
*all of a sudden malon gets struck from behind and is knocked out*
Link: come on guys lets take them down!
*all four links draw their swords*
Chapter 3: The Poes Are Only The Beginning
G Link: Get those Poes! Red……….um Blue take care of Malon!
R Link: why not me?
P Link: cause you’re perverted
R Link: im not perverted!
*P Link kills a Poe*
G Link: use this Red!
*G Link tosses Dins Fire to Red*
*R Link uses Dins Fire and kills all the Poes*
B Link: Guys! Malon is waking up!
Malon: what happened?
R Link: you were knocked out by a Poe
Malon: The Horses! Are they safe?
G Link: don’t worry Malon none of them got hurt
Malon: well that’s good im going to go inside and lay down
*Malon goes inside*
P Link: well its good we came here
B Link: yeah otherwise we wouldn’t have rescued her
P Link: well we should move on
*R Link farts*
G, P, B Links: WTF Red!
R Link: sorry I had a burrito earlier
*they leave Lon Lon Ranch*
G Link: where should we go next?
B Link: hey green whats that in the sky?
*they all look up*
*a giant ball of light is floating there and then heads in the direction of Zoras Domain*
G Link: come on guys lets follow it
*they go to Zoras Domain*
R Link: look!
G Link: oh my god
*Freezards and White Wolfos are everywhere*
Chapter 4: Zora’s Domain As Well?
R Link: green whats going on around here?
G Link: I really don’t know!
P Link: it doesn’t matter right now! We got to destroy the freezards and wolfos!
B Link: purple is right we need to focus on the enemies right now
G Link: right!
*a scream from below*
B Link: look!
*they look and see freezards surrounding Ruto*
G Link: as much as I hate her we got to save her
R Link: why do you hate her?
G Link: shes obsessed with me and wants to marry me
R Link: that’s not bad. Dude theres a woman who want to marry you!
G Link: are you bonkers! Shes a f***ing fish!
P Link: guys stop! We got to destroy the enemies!
*the freezards freeze ruto and wolfos carry her away*
G Link: come on guys!
*the four links destroy all the enemies but couldn’t find ruto*
B Link: wheres Ruto?
R Link: wheres the zoras?
G Link: come on guys lets go find the king
*in the kings throne room*
G Link: hes not here
P Link: whats going on around here?
B Link: um whats that?
*they look in the back of the room and see a hole in the wall. They get closer to it*
P Link: whats this?
G Link: I really don’t know
R Link: maybe we should see where it leads
*all of a sudden the four links fall into the hole and disappear*
Voice: heh heh heh now they wont interfere with my lords plans
To Be Continued…..
Yep theres more down here!
Authors note: Hello readers as you know my name is Casey (I’m a boy if you’re confused) I hope all of you people are enjoying my series. If you have any comments or concerns you can e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org I hope you all are enjoying my series!