A dark (okay maybe not so dark) night in Gerudo fortress Ganondorf had just got a bit depressed. He was sitting and stuffing himself with chilli buritos.
Ganondorf: Nabooru would be back by now. It can’t take so long to get here from Lake Hylia!
Suddenly a Redead enters the room.
Redead: You Ganon...We maybe could get this over now and you could have the money.
Ganondorf: Okay but quickly before Nabooru gets back!
Just while they were making love in Ganondorf’s bed Nabooru stormed in to the room with the rest of the Gerudos!
Nabooru: Ganondorf Dragmire!!!How could you cheat on me and sleep with a Redead?!
Ganon quickly gets up and the Redead disappears.
Ganon: Well he was just supposed to pay me 600 rupees!
Nabooru: But guess what he sleeps with a teddy!
All Gerudos: Uhhhh...
Nabooru: And the engagement ring he gave me was fake!
All Gerudos again: What a *beep*
Nabooru throws the ring at him.
Nabooru: And...his second name is Mipsy!
All the Gerudos: Hahaha!!
Ganondorf faints because of the humiliation.
Nabooru: Okay lets go for a pizza!
P.S Ganondorf got killed once and for all after everyone in Hyrule knew it.
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