Author's note: arning. You might fall over yourself. So don't be surprised if all the chairs in your house disappear...
*Link is up on a hill and sitting on a "log"*
Zelda: *walks up* What are you doing???
Link: Sit'n on a log.
Zelda: May I join you?
*2 minutes later*
Malon: *comes up* Watcha doin?
Link and Zelda: Sit'n on a log.
Malon: Can I join ya?
Link and Zelda: Sure!
Navi: What are you doing???
Link, Zelda, and Malon: Sit'n on a log.
Navi: Is there enough room for me to join you?
Link, Zelda, and Malon: Yeah!
Ruto: *walks up* Can I join you Linky-poo?
All but Ruto: Uhhh...
*Ruto ignores them and squishes in between Zelda and Link*
Ganondorf: *stalks up* What are you doing?!?
All but Ganondorf: Sit'n on a log!
Ganondorf: Stupid kids, there is no log!!!
All but Ganondorf: AHH! *fall backwards and fall down hill*
Ganondorf: *shrugs and walks off whistling*
Link:...if there's no log, there shouldn't be any pain!
Malon: Oh just shut it!
The End (Wasn't that funny)
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