Welcome to North Castle's humour Fan-Fiction Archive. here we have a diverse range of stories based around Link, Zelda and their friends escapades. Most stories have comical twists and are light hearted and well worth a read. Some are just plan crazy!
All of the stories are all rated and classified in alphabetical order by title for easy listing. The review system is currently down until further notice. If you want to get in touch with me about any problems such as missing stories/parts, or any other feeedback you want to pass along there is a feedback form at the bottom of this page.
You can return to the main libary by using the quick links at the bottom of the page if you want to read stories from the other sections available - you will also return there at the end of each story.
Here at North Castle stories are classified by a ratings system so you can determine what you are reading. This system is here to protect both the reader and author - please take heed of the rating. There are stories here for all ages and while I try to ensure that nothing grossly objectional is posted here, some material maybe considered unsuitable for some readers.
U - Universal. Suitable for all ages.
PG - Parental Guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children. Implied violence or sexual situations possible.
12 - Not suitable for anyone under the age of 12. Some violence, implied sexual situations and mildly strong language.
15 - Not suitable for anyone under the age of 15. Violence, sexual situations, mildly strong language.
18 - No one under 18 admitted. Graphic Violence, sexual situations and very strong language.
Author Base Rated Reviews 1,2, Three Questions
Kat Schleck OoT U The Adventures of Link and Ruto Rebecca OoT PG April Fools Day in Hyrule Updated 14/04/07
Doug Loz-AoL U The Bean Burrito of Time Darunia OoT PG Boredom Sets In Laruto OoT PG Brass and Door Knockers Rachel OoT 12 LoZ: Celebrity Deathmatch - Evil Villains Edition Updated 20/11/07 Dark Hero FSA/MM 15 LoZ: Celebrity Deathmatch - Fight for the Triforce Updated 21/10/07 Dark Hero TP 15 Congrats Your Maj! Miriam OoT U The Courageous Prince Jeremy Blum LoZ-AoL U The Courting of Thou Noble Link! Dagger OoT U Cruise Klutz Updated 22/02/07! Zelda_girl and Link_fan OoT U Dopplegangers, Sorceresses and Oracles Jason Boaz LoZ-OoT U LoZ Drinking Contest Updated 22/03/08 Lord Grenhoth OoT/TP U The Fairy Hectic Meeting Caz and Malteser OoT U Flick's Revenge Jason Boaz LoZ-OoT U Fliratious Disaster Miriam OoT U Four Swords Mix Up Updated 23/06/07 Holder of the Triforce FSA U Foreign Invader Zelda_girl and Link_fan OoT U Ganon's Deadly Trio Jason Boaz LoZ-AoL U Ganondorf's Christmas Carol Updated 21/12/08
Ben Fuller OoT-PH U Ganondorf tries to decipher the Zelda timeline Updated 20/04/08 Fintin O'Brien ALL 15 The Great Humiliation Elizabet OoT PG He Cut Off My Tail! Miscellaneous OoT U Henry VIII Reincarnated Miscellaneous OoT U The Holiday Updated 29/07/12
Galesbrook OoT U House Hunting Miriam OoT U A Humiliating Secret Updated 20/11/07 Zora Girl OoT U How Ganon Stole Christmas
Topaz989 OoT U Hyrule Enters The Bejing Olympics 2008 Updated 24/08/08
Karl H OoT U The Hylian Parliament Updated 22/11/08
Ellie OoT PG Hyrulian Deal or no Deal Updated 20/07/08 Zeldalover OoT PG The Interview Alexandra Elliot OoT 15 The Legend of Four Links? Updated 30/10/12
Casey OoT/FSA 12 The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Rewrite
Part I Updated 22/11/08
Part II Updated 22/11/08
Part III Updated 22/11/08
Part IV Updated 22/11/08
Karl H OoT 12 Legend of Zelda Re-Write Updated 23/12/07
Ben Fuller OoT U Let's Ask Epona! Updated 20/05/07 Miriam OoT PG Let's Ask Link! Updated 21/06/08 Miriam OoT PG Let's Ask Zelda! Updated 24/05/08 Miriam OoT PG Link's Christmas Rebecca Ogle OoT U Link and His Randomness! Alexandra Elliot OoT U Link Meets The Masked Bandit Happy Mask OoT U Link Vs. Ganondorf Sheik OoT U Link's Wife Updated 23/12/07
Ganonslayer OoT PG Malon's Birthday
Olly OoT PG A Melodious Problem Pata Hikari OoT-MM U LOZ: The Miracle of Life
Topaz989 OoT PG Miss Hyrule Beauty Pageant Happy Mask OoT U The Most Ridiculous Pageant Updated 21/10/07
Axeley Harrisons OoT/TP U The Newlywed Show
Collideagn and Esporeon OoT U Night of the Evil Twins
Jason Boaz LoZ-AoL U Not Another Ocarina of Time Rewrite Updated 22/02/09
MidnaScape OoT U LOZ: Old Age Pensioner
Sizzle Oakes OoT U LOZ: The One Wish Giver
Topaz989 OoT U Pretty Updated 24/04/10
Shadsie TP PG The Road Apple of Time Updated 26/02/12
Shadsie OoT U The Royal Paparazzi Malon Reincarnated OoT U A Simple Game Pata Hikari OoT-MM PG Sit'n on a Log Zelda_girl and Link_fan OoT U The Talent Disaster Updated 23/01/07 Zelda_girl and Link_fan OoT U A Very Merry Christmas Mallard OoT U The Wedding XoXzeldafreakXoX OoT 12 What Happens When a Kokiri Hits Puberty? Pata Hikari OoT-MM PG What Happens When Link is Captured Updated 20/04/08 Zeldalover OoT PG LOZ: What the Heck?! Naruma, Gerudo Princess OoT U Who Said Weddings Were Joyous? Miscellaneous OoT U You Shouldn't Have Done That! Updated 24/10/10 David Meiklem MM U
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